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American Aquarium Drinker: When I was 9, my parents threw a birthday party for some old...

daveholmes:

When I was 9, my parents threw a birthday party for some old great-aunt or -uncle or other and invited the whole massive extended family. We’re Irish, so it was packed. Last to arrive was my great-uncle Freddy, a jolly widower who had recently taken up painting. He showed up with a huge package…

Damn if Dave Holmes doesn’t have a magical way with words.

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    Brilliant, Dave. Honestly.
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    JUST NOW SEEING THIS?!
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    I’m not sure whether to laugh or feel bad. O.o
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    ^ This. I also hate how certain songs/artists are ‘gay anthems,’ or those ‘reserved’ for the LGBTQ community. I like a...
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